First day of training

So it's Monday and my roommate and I are getting dressed for our first day of training, which includes the medical examination.  This means I was forced to fast for at least 6-8 hours before the tests.  So here I am at 9:18 am and I am STARVING.  I keep trying to drink water to at least have something in my stomach, but all it is doing is making me angry.  I can't wait until the exams are over because I am going to obliterate somebody's restaurant. 

There will be no survivors.